Pennsylvania drivers only have two speeds: 10 MPH and 100 MPH. Apparently, 55 was never an option.
One minute you’re trapped behind a Pennsylvania plate doing 23 in a 50 with a half-mile of open road in front of them. Five minutes later, another one is doing 97, weaving through traffic like they’re trying to qualify at Talladega.
There is no middle ground.
There is no normal speed.
There is only WAY TOO F'ing SLOW or WTF ARE YOU DOING?
They also don't make rights on red!
So, from everyone who lives anywhere Pennsylvania drivers like to visit:
Please... Go Back to Pennsylvania!
Styled after the classic Pennsylvania license plate, this Knox Nixon graphic tee is a public-service announcement for anyone who has spent a summer stuck behind, or nearly run over by, a PA plate.
They’re either holding up traffic or becoming traffic. Nothing in between.
Original Knox Nixon design.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Fabric blends: Ash and Heather Prism colors - 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
